(PS Yes I copied and pasted this image off Perez Hilton's site...but I credited it, so that's okay, right?)
What the fuck, Lady GaGa, is this monstrosity? Seriously? I didn't realise protective Bee Keeping gear was now consider haute couture.
Here's the thing. I LIKE Lady GaGa's song. I felt connected with 'Let's Dance' on a personal level (especially the bit about losing the keys and the phone). Pokerface - fabulous. That new Paparazzi one - gorgeous. But then she has to go and ruin it by being a MASSIVE TOOL.
Sigh. There's being different (step forward the original Mr Different, David Bowie) and then there is just being an attention-seeking wanker. Miss GaGa to the podium please.
Dress like a normal person, I implore you. I didn't want to have to here (that's a lie, I totally did), but:
DECISION: FLAWSOME. Oh, so FLAWSOME