Thursday, August 6, 2009

I will fight you.

I googled Rebecca Wilson. What I found digusted me beyond belief.
One of the speaker’s bureaus she’s listed with calls her ‘Queensland’s gift to the nation.’. OH DEAR LORD.
I can think of many other gifts to the nation that we here in Queensland have given. Such as The Great Barrier Reef, Wally Lewis and, well, Alli and I.
Rebecca Wilson could be considered a gift, I suppose. If a gift was defined as something you wish never existed and who you mostly feel embarrassed for.

She was asked, once, why she thinks people dislike her. Her response was ‘“Because it’s sport and because I’m a woman and because ... I tell you what, I said to someone on radio the other day who was working with me, ‘Don’t take me on and put my back to the wall because I’ll fight you and I’ll win. Don’t do it’.”
WRONG, Rebecca. It’s because you’re a moron.
And I will take you on. Bring it, bitch. Any day of the week.

She’s always sticking her big, fat, mouth in where it doesn’t belong. Like when she opened up her trap during the Matthew Johns rape furor. I personally believe that in this case, it was the female that was at fault. I actually believe Matt Johns’ story. I don’t think that in all cases, but in this one the girl sounds like some dumb slut who should’ve known better. And puh-lease. SEVEN YEARS of depression and thinking about suicide? Unlikely. If you’d be thinking about it that much you would have done it already.
Anyway, I digress…
She started ranting and raving about this poor girl, how she was such a victim, blah blah blah. She was acting like she was there, like she alone knew the truth. WRONG AGAIN, Rebecca. You’re nothing but a dirty journo. Not that all journalists are dirty, but if she wants to call herself a sports reporter…you know what, report sport.
Otherwise, do us all a favour and go work for News of the World, where truth is as flexible as a drunk yoga instructor.

And now all this Broncos business. Please. I openly admit I’m a great Broncos supporter. However, I know, like all men, they’re bound to do stupid things from time to time.
But then ol’ Beccy gets involved and just….grrr!! I’m so angry I can’t even verablise my anger! And I’m great at being angry.

I’m a big believer in the fact that people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Does everyone here know she was arrested MULTIPLE TIMES for drink driving?
Well, she was. So she’s not only a drunk…but a stupid drunk, too. And they’re the worst kind. Not in a stupid drunk like I’m a stupid drunk kind of way, when I believe I am awesome and should pretty much win So You Think You Can Dance.
You know what, drunk driving could cost people lives. You, Rebecca, I’m not so worried about. It’s the other people on the road.

Her attempts (succesful, unfortunately) to gain attention just by being outspoken are, at best, pathetic, at worst, evil.
It reminds me of something Romy (of Romy and Michele's High School Reunion) once said:
"You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think."
I think that sums it up nicely.
(She's also ugly in the face!)

As a side note, I would encourage you all to listen to Meshel Laurie V Rebecca Wilson on the Matt Johns issue from earlier this year. It’s been one of the highlights of my year, radio-listening-wise and just another reason we think Meshel Laurie is awesome, but that’s a post for another day.


Rebecca Wilson: FLAWSOME




  2. One of your best. More than makes up for the Heigl debacle. Wilson is a blight, I was blissfully unaware she claimed QLD as her state of origin when clearly she spewed forth from some primordial goo around 3000 BC.

  3. Good riddance, anonymous! Rebecca Wilson fans are not welcome here.

  4. It's about time someone started talking truth re this media wh0re. She is an evil, rancid beast and should be banned from prostituting herself on radio forever.