Why does this keep happening to us, seriously? It pains us. It makes us want to cause pain.
You guys already know how much we love people who don’t actually know how to use common sayings…but gosh darn it, they just go ahead and use them anyway. Because people are selfish like that.
So, here’s the one we heard yesterday “It totally fails in comparison...”
There is a small part of us that wants to say “That could almost makes sense....maybe?”. But then a much larger part of us says “You’re a moron.”
The saying is: it PALES in comparison. PALES. Do you understand?
Yes, it rhymes with fails. But it starts with a different letter and has a completely different meaning. It’s almost like IT’S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WORD.
I can almost hear you saying…but Kate & Alli, you’re not perfect. That’s where you are wrong, my friend. We are.
You, lady on Ferny Grove train?